Thunderstorm Friday

All photos were taken by me

Copycat
But better
You're like a parasite
For the blind
Like a two dollar thriller ride
Lost and fidgety puppet master
The earth turns constantly
But you can change faster
You sick inside?
What insides?
Hollow bucket waiting for filler
Grabbing juicy berries to throw in your bowels
Because inside, you're substancless and foul
Wrapped in a tiny, well presented outside
Armed with hyena laugh and vampire pull
Magnets like that
Are too good to be true
Doesn't matter
The basket smells sweet from the outside
But when you've been within
Been stirred around
Stolen of all your ideas, originality,
Your name
You're shamed
To realize that you were never just the only one
And now that she's sucked you dry,
You're done.

Written by: Niloo Farahzadeh


Does anyone know somebody like this? I hate these kinds of people.
I hope this poem doesn't make me sound like a lesbian. haha I'm not a lesbian. Not that being a lesbian is bad or anything! Hey, if you're a lesbian, you're probably a good person. I wouldn't know though, cuz I don't know your personality. But I'm very much straight. haha I'm sorry I'll stop talking now.

Sky is womb and she's the moon

Taken by me

Please, SPARE ME! (pt. 1)

All these instances beg the question: Are you FOR REAL???

1. "I have toned muscles under this layer of fat" isn't an excuse. Yah DUHHH you still have muscles!!! Fuck, are you kidding right now? If you you didn't have muscles you wouldn't be standing!  And the more you say it, the more you sound like an idiot making excuses for not working out!

2. Hey bitch! When someone's venting to you about their problems, it isn't the time to be saying: "OMG meee too!!!" It doesn't always have to be about you! Seriously! You sound conceited.

3. Listen, if you're going to bleach your hair, dump some toner on that pumpkin PLEASE! God, I don't wanna be staring at your post-bleach, orange head!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS?

4. Dude, stop bragging about how many reps of whatever you can do. Your muscles are nice to look at, but boring to hear about.

5. Honestly, I don't care if you're fat, you BETTER be working those short shorts!

6. If you've resorted to slamming someone's physical appearance, you've officially GOT NOTHING! You should immediately withdraw from the bitchfight before you look like an even bigger douchebag.

7.  Those women's rights jokes are getting old. It's actually starting to sound like you're not joking anymore.

8. If you own a pair of crocs, don't wear them out in public. Just trust me on this one.

9. If you want to impress a girl, make sure you wear decent jeans. Not those baggy floodpants that make you look like a turn-of-the-20th-century chimney sweep.

10. I've gotta ask, what compelled you to shave off your eyebrows and draw on cartoon ones instead?

11. If you got your tongue pierced thinking it would make you look badass sticking it out in photographs, I'm here to tell you that you were colossally misguided.

12. It's just an empty plastic water bottle until you dump it on the ground in the community forest, YOU EARTH KILLER!

13. By using the self checkout out at your local grocery store, you're giving into Capitalism of the highest degree!

14. Kay, SHUT UP! You look amazing right now. Yeah you!

Selfish words are the truest ever spoken

There I said it. You may think that that's very pessimistic, but I think this statement is so true. Think about it, we are all giant buckets of want! But we have been conditioned not to voice the most drastic needs of our soul.... whatever that means. And whenever we act, or say something to bring voice to, or fulfill these wants, we are condemned to being selfish. Though in reality who knows what we need better than ourselves? And who knows what goes on in our minds better than ourselves? And so that would mean that being selfish would mean being true to yourself! I for one don't think being selfish is entirely a bad thing. (Okay, I know that in many instances it can be a VERY bad thing.) We just need to learn how to be selfish moderately in order to keep everyone's best interest in mind. Remember, you need to fulfill yourself before you can fulfill others.

So that's my Monday evening rant if you will.

I Love You More Than Being Seventeen.

haha, thought I should save the most badass for last!

All Photos are taken by me.
These were taken at my friend Caitlin's 17th Birthday Party/Photoshoot.
We also took some Twilight inspired pictures just for fun. Maybe I'll post those ones on here later. Just kidding, I'd rather shoot myself. I'll put those ones on facebook.

Caitlin

Kinda wish I could take credit for this one, but I can't. One of my friends took with my cam while I was playing piano. I'm not sure which one. Although I did edit it after cuz it was too dark.

Poseidon

Photos are all by me :). I took all these pictures on Vancouver Island. Some of them are from Longbeach in Tofino and the rest are from one of Parksville's beaches outside Nanaimo. Although the first one I took on the ferry ride to the Island.

Enjoy Bitches!

Pride and Pain

This becomes a problem
Painting lies on the face of all or our pities
Drawing words to trace all of our feelings
But leaving out the most harsh and most insane
To break within this chain and becomes something strange
We've become the cancer that runs inside our veins
The treacherous sting that burns on top of our skin
But we will never stop to begin the end
Our regrets flutter like tiny butterflies in our memories
But we never bleed
Or plant a new, more wholesome seed
Or look at ourselves in the mirror
Glimpse past the distortions to something clearer
We only pretend to make it better
Because this stolen world is alot easier to live with

Written by: Niloo Farahzadeh

Only Love Is All Maroon

 

Confession: Even though it doesn't seem like it, sometimes I wish I were in love. Whatever that is...