2. Listen guys, stop talking about your dick. BIG turn off. Capiche?
3. Please just fucking call it a thrift store! If I hear the "V" word one more time, you will not live to see another overpriced clothing swap again.
4. Dear adults, I've tried to see it your way, but I had trouble sticking my head that far up my own ass.
5. Regarding status updates: If they aren't funny, no one cares.
6. Conversation is the key to a girl's heart (and other parts). If you're not willing to work for it, then call an escort service.
7. You know what, why don't we all learn how to hold meaningfull conversations with one another. Believe it or not there are more things to talk about other than people and the clothes you fucking bought at that vintage store. Fuck there's the "V" word again. Excuse me while I go off myself -__-.
8. It's called a sense of humour. You should get one. They're nice.
9.Watching gossip girl will make you feel depressed about your life. Compared to the people on the show you are dirt poor, your life is a spiralling hole of nothingness and you will never be as pretty/skinny/stylish as Serena Vanderwoodson. Turn off the TV.
10. Stop going to Tim Ho's everyday!!!! First of all: coffee is liquid CRACK! And you know what? You're fucking addicted to it my friend! And that's what ol' Timmy wants you to be, addicted so you keep buying coffee from them, so that they keep raking in the dough!!! Second of all, if you have to drink coffee everyday BUY A FUCKING CAPUCCINO/LATTE/COFFEE/ESPRESSO MACHINE! Because it honestly saddens me when I see your sorry ass stuck in the ginormous drivethrough lineup at 8:30 in the morning.
11. Picture of you and your boyfriend licking each other: what I hope to see in my dashboard when I log onto facebook. No, Not really.
12.What's wrong with just being you, dude..?
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