Ode to Jacob Hogard
You were hot before, but now you are the essence of man itself. I don't know who's decision it was for you to grow a beard and wear a beannie, but I applaud them. That person should be calling the shots from now on. And it's not the fact that you have a beard. It's that you look fucking good in it! You know what else you'd look good in?
My bed.
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