Tuesday, March 15, 2011

The desperate need to go to Vancouver and find Jacob Hogard.

Ode to Jacob Hogard
You were hot before, but now you are the essence of man itself. I don't know who's decision it was for you to grow a beard and wear a beannie, but I applaud them. That person should be calling the shots from now on. And it's not the fact that you have a beard. It's that you look fucking good in it! You know what else you'd look good in?
My bed.

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