People just call me whatever the fuck they want now, don't they?

Niloofar
Nilofar
Niloo
Nilo
Lilo
Ni loo loo
Ni lo lo
Persia
Persian
Faranoosh
Persian wife finder.com
Turban
Princess of Persia
Reefer
Neefer Reefer ( or the other way around)
Sand crab (WTF?)
Nello
Nila

Thanks guys.